2. THE MOUNTAIN

everyone at this party is coming on to you

everyone and their mother all wanna get with you

i can't say that i blame them

you're a fine upstanding man

i can't say that i blame them

i completely understand

oh the mountain i climb

there were times in the past when it really got to me

and there still are some "ladies" i never want to see

never cease to amaze me

the way they carry on

never cease to amaze me

with no restraint at all

oh the mountain i climb

everyone at this party is coming on to you

and it makes you so happy

you're floating 'round the room

i can't argue with nature

a sunflower to the sun

and i don't wanna change you

you're as wonderful as they come

oh the mountain i climb